(Source: youaintpunk, via disfrazarmees)
remember that fucking game where youre a scientist and your “cancer cure” or whatever ends up killing like everyone and they designed the game so you can only play it once on each computer (not necessarily exceeded but that was the intention) and depending on what you do your coworker tries to kill you and then kills your family and shit
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If Susie sucks 12 dicks at $10 each, and Li sucks 10 dicks at $12 each, how many more dicks will they need to suck to get Animal Crossing New Leaf?
(Source: illkim, via ditzydylan)